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North Korean Hackers Demand Disney Cancel Star Wars Release

A North Korean hacker group known as the North Korean Hacker Group threatens the release of the newly anticipated Disney movie, Star Wars 7: A Force Awakes

One year ago Sony was set to release the new movie, “The Interview” on Christmas day. The movie depicted the North Korean Supreme leader Lil’ Kim Jong Un being a bad leader, and being assassinated. This pissed off Lil’ Kimmy Jong Un and caused him to send his army of cyber hackers to counter strike the corporate servers in the offices of Sony. The North Korean Hacker Group (NKHG) stole private emails and threaten to leak them if Sony didn’t comply. Sony ultimately tucked their tail between their legs and canceled the release. The North Korean Hacker Group had won the battle but not the war. The North American Hacker Group (NAHG) intervened and intercepted the Interview and leaked a link of it online to the entire Internet.

nkcyber — Army of North Korean Hackers cyber-bullying giant corporations.

It seems history is repeating. This time around involving Disney and the new Star Wars movie. The controversy arose out of the films depiction of the North Korean Sith Lord Kylo Ren. The North Korean First Order declared war against Disney during a Trade Federation Senate Comity on Monday. The NKHG followed this with a massive cyber invasion, storm trooping the servers of Disney.

north korean sith lord — Left: Kim Dong Un laughing at private emails stolen from Disney’s Death Star.
Right: North Korean Sith Lord Kylo Ren.

The Disney servers were heavily shielded but NKHG retrieved the stolen data using armature techniques to penetrate the outer defense of Disney security system. It’s possible a small one-man hacker cracked through the weakness in a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port located deep in Disney’s Death Star trench that lead all the way to the reactor system. The security hole could have been hacked by any basic hacker or even a computer!It appears the Star Wars movies along with the entire franchise has been canceled for good. Earlier this week the Disney Death Star responded with the following tweet:Will Disney cave in to the NKHG? Will the NAHG be the restore the Star Wars film franchise? Will the NAHG restore it and then later release a shitty special edition with unneeded CGI added? These are questions that are on all of our minds. Only time will tell the answers.

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747 Space Bus Fly’s Around Sun For The First Time Ever

The first commercial airplane to fly around the sun has made history. The 211 day flight at mach 2 speeds of 600 mph had only 593 refueling stops along the 864,948.7 mile route. This occasion marks the first time anyone has traveled around the sun. To but that in perspective it take 365 days for the sun to travel around the Earth.

The previous milestone traveling around a large solar object via airplane was made in 1985 with the first airliner circled the moon. Here a 747 is flying around the west side of the sun after just passing one of the suns moons traveling towards its final destination on the dark side of the sun.
These challenges are made harder with the lack of air for airplanes to plane through. The airplane space race began when critics of airplane in airless outer spaces were silenced when a Boeing shattered disbelief by leaving the comforts of inner space in 1977 to be the first plane to fly around the Death Star in 1 round trip voyage.This has been Bo Webber, the Original Web-Head.
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Thanks Giving And Black Friday Are Racist Holidays

Thanksgiving? More like thanks for giving us your land, bye now – lets celebrate!

Americans celebrate a day when European ancestors came over to feed the hungry Native Indians in exchange for all of their land. The Americans that settled in, what is now known as, New America had brought an abundance of food from Old America knowing they could take full advantage of the starving desperate Native Indians. The settlers had no respect for the poor and hungry Native Indians. American pilgrims would often dangle a carrot or corn dog from a fishing line within reach for them only to pull it back up whenever Natives were about to grab it. Americans made an unfair deal to trade all of India’s land for plates of food worth only 3 or 4 stars. If Yelp existed 3 centuries ago I would go back and comment how poor the Pilgrims service was and how steep the bill became after they added a bunch of stuff to the tab that the Native Indians never received nor ordered.

Don’t even get me started on Black Friday. Black Friday? Seriously? Why does the day have to be black? The day everything is cheap so black people will buy stuff? Get out of here! Black Friday started as a bad joke that caught on and got way to out of hand. That day should not be about color. Fridays are meant to be the last day off the work week and its important to end every week on a good note. I propose we change the name from Black Friday to Whack Friday. The day the prices and deals are so good its whack!

In conclusion, the Native Indians should be given reparations of free meals and land. Furthermore, Pilgrims need to stop what they’re doing and realize that people are people too and that they deserve respect. The Pilgrims were wrong and are racist and should cease trolling and controlling minorities. That means they must immediately return land owed for a full refund and end inappropriate holidays.

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Charlie Sheen Is WINNING Against AIDS & HIV Thanks To His Tiger Blood

eye of the tiger — Charlie Sheen and his bottle of tiger blood.

4 years ago Charlie was told he had only months to live due to his terminal HIVES. Having already tried traditional modern medicine he gave alternative medicine a shot. Ancient remedies for ADD virus and the HIVES breakout would utilize tiger blood to cure such diseases. So Charlie Sheen took some tiger blood. He took a bunch of tiger blood. Every damn day Charles is drinking and injecting tiger blood. He said it brings out the tiger in him.Right now there is no trace of ADHD or HIVES in Charlie Sheen’s blood because he has no more human blood. He only has tiger blood in him now. After years of tiger blood consumption Charlie Sheen has become part tiger. Doctors have described Charlies recovery to not just be good, but GR-R-REAT!Charlie Sheen sure is winning! He has not only won TV and our hearts, he has won the cure to HIVES. Modern medicine will probably ignore this finding just like every other cure of HIVES and cancer because its not profitable to invest in cures as much as it is to invest in constant treatment. It’ll be common knowledge that tiger blood cures exists as a cure but it will never be recognized as such. The medical community will respond with accusations that it’s unsafe, untested, cruel to tigers, and fraudulent.This has been Bo Webber, the Original Web-Head.
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Man Chains Himself To Tree While Saving Rain Forests But Gets Mauled By A Bear And Chopped Down

Tree hugging hippie ties himself to a tree in a failed attempt to save nature and stop the progress of humanity over coming nature. The lumber jacks cutting down the trees just wanted some wood but the hippie wouldn’t give it to them. The tree hugging hippie, from Berkeley, California, used steel chains and steel braces to lock his limbs to the tree trunk, eliminating the freedom of mobility to himself and the tree. He willingly trapped himself to a tree and wasn’t going anywhere.It was a boring 13 hours of arguing with the chained hippie who kept babbling about corporations being evil and cruelty towards the defenseless plants. Neither side was budging or reaching any sort of compromise. Or at least that was the case until a big grizzly bear came by and gave his 2 sense worth. At first the grizzly seemed only interested in the picnic baskets, but it was soon apparent that the bear was more interested in honey that the lumber workers had poured around the chained tree and tree hugger. When asked later why the lumber workers poured honey around the tree they explained that they “use honey to mark trees protesters are chained to so as to not to cut them down. Because cutting them down while someone alive is attached could carry some law suits with it. Who knew bears really like honey? How ’bout that?” When asked if they’ll stop using honey as a method to mark trees protesters are chained to they seem to only be able to reply with “habla espanol?”.Needless to say the bear really liked honey, as well at the tree hugger. In a matter of seconds the bear mauled the man into pieces and then left the scene just as fast. The bear left the lumber crew in peace and the picnic baskets untouched. We attempted to contact the bear, but he could not be reached for comment.The lumber crew said a few prayers and went straight back to work. It was a long day after all. Their shifts were suppose to be only 10 hours but turned in to 14 to 15 and they wanted to go home already. The bear did most of the clean up but some blood traces and human bits remain on the wooden logs.Man tried to preserve nature but nature wanted him dead. Now he is part of firewood and one with nature. And will burn for it.

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