North Korean Hackers Demand Disney Cancel Star Wars Release

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A North Korean hacker group known as the North Korean Hacker Group threatens the release of the newly anticipated Disney movie, Star Wars 7: A Force Awakes

One year ago Sony was set to release the new movie, “The Interview” on Christmas day. The movie depicted the North Korean Supreme leader Lil’ Kim Jong Un being a bad leader, and being assassinated. This pissed off Lil’ Kimmy Jong Un and caused him to send his army of cyber hackers to counter strike the corporate servers in the offices of Sony. The North Korean Hacker Group (NKHG) stole private emails and threaten to leak them if Sony didn’t comply. Sony ultimately tucked their tail between their legs and canceled the release. The North Korean Hacker Group had won the battle but not the war. The North American Hacker Group (NAHG) intervened and intercepted the Interview and leaked a link of it online to the entire Internet.

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Army of North Korean Hackers cyber-bullying giant corporations.

It seems history is repeating. This time around involving Disney and the new Star Wars movie. The controversy arose out of the films depiction of the North Korean Sith Lord Kylo Ren. The North Korean First Order declared war against Disney during a Trade Federation Senate Comity on Monday. The NKHG followed this with a massive cyber invasion, storm trooping the servers of Disney.

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Left: Kim Dong Un laughing at private emails stolen from Disney’s Death Star.
Right: North Korean Sith Lord Kylo Ren.

The Disney servers were heavily shielded but NKHG retrieved the stolen data using armature techniques to penetrate the outer defense of Disney security system. It’s possible a small one-man hacker cracked through the weakness in a small thermal exhaust port right below the main port located deep in Disney’s Death Star trench that lead all the way to the reactor system. The security hole could have been hacked by any basic hacker or even a computer!death star plansIt appears the Star Wars movies along with the entire franchise has been canceled for good. Earlier this week the Disney Death Star responded with the following tweet:tweetWill Disney cave in to the NKHG? Will the NAHG be the restore the Star Wars film franchise? Will the NAHG restore it and then later release a shitty special edition with unneeded CGI added? These are questions that are on all of our minds. Only time will tell the answers.

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